Funny Punchout Parody

My New Lover

I finally found someone that is as truly beautiful as me. I've never been so happy in my life. Who would have thought that I'd find someone that was into all of the same things.

Rocky

I just watched the new Rocky movie again. I love it. The first time I saw it, I had a few minor issues with it. I thought it was a bit depressing and slow...but when you go back and watch it again, the movie is so funny. If a person can watch all of the first films and then not be moved during this movie....well then they deserve to be peed on. That's just the way it is. I don't know why it affects me so much...but it does. ...One of the best movies I've seen in a long time.

Wow!

Guy Draws Perfect Circle

Dog Fancy Pup of the Year

Irritating

It is really obnoxious when I can count on the churches to tip the least. You go to church on Sunday and they say, "Please give, for God. Please give to make yourself a better person." After you leave for home, they order pizza and don't tip their delivery drivers. You wouldn't believe how often this happens. Now I'm not just talking about the Church "workers". But even the "church goers" don't tip. It makes you wonder: How have they been able to get though life for so long without being a generous person. That kind of karma comes back to bite you in the buttocks. I also have a problem with the people who take out their calculators to figure out EXACTLY what 15 percent is. God forbid you leave 38 cents too much. I like to tip by this method: Find a quick figure for 20 percent...and then add a little more. It can't and won't hurt you.