Caught!

I caught this bastard trying to steal my car again! Damn you, Trash!

Photos

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Funny Punchout Parody

My New Lover

I finally found someone that is as truly beautiful as me. I've never been so happy in my life. Who would have thought that I'd find someone that was into all of the same things.

Rocky

I just watched the new Rocky movie again. I love it. The first time I saw it, I had a few minor issues with it. I thought it was a bit depressing and slow...but when you go back and watch it again, the movie is so funny. If a person can watch all of the first films and then not be moved during this movie....well then they deserve to be peed on. That's just the way it is. I don't know why it affects me so much...but it does. ...One of the best movies I've seen in a long time.

Wow!

Guy Draws Perfect Circle

Dog Fancy Pup of the Year

Irritating

It is really obnoxious when I can count on the churches to tip the least. You go to church on Sunday and they say, "Please give, for God. Please give to make yourself a better person." After you leave for home, they order pizza and don't tip their delivery drivers. You wouldn't believe how often this happens. Now I'm not just talking about the Church "workers". But even the "church goers" don't tip. It makes you wonder: How have they been able to get though life for so long without being a generous person. That kind of karma comes back to bite you in the buttocks. I also have a problem with the people who take out their calculators to figure out EXACTLY what 15 percent is. God forbid you leave 38 cents too much. I like to tip by this method: Find a quick figure for 20 percent...and then add a little more. It can't and won't hurt you.

Donnie Darko

The funniest thing about this movie is the music they play in the background every time Patrick Swayze is on camera. Just watch it.

UNEDITED SADDAM HANGING VIDEO

So sick.

!!!

This kid is hilarious. The best part is the last few seconds when the kid tells the guy, "Get outta here" after telling him to head for the mountains.

Christmas 2006

Weirdest Night Ever

..Pretty much bad pictures of everyone.

I Won

I randomly entered this "Rock For Tots" contest hosted by Baldwin Entertainment (Artist Development company). I sent them an mp3 of this song I wrote a while back called "Pave The Way". I had totally forgotten about it, but today I got a call notifying me that I was the winner! I'll be playing at Douglas Corner tomorrow (Saturday, the 16th) around 8-9. Sometime in January, they are going to pay for me to go record at Sound Emporium Studios.

P.S. Allie and I bought our clothes for the Christmas card. It is gonna be hilarious.

Light Saber

FYI

Hiya everyone. It is Allie again. I found it necessary to catch everyone up on the events that Jeff neglects to write about.
1. Jeff has informed me that he doesn't really like me but he stays with me because his mom said it was his Christian duty to do so.
2. Jeff said the indian food was okay. I really liked it. Jeff said it tasted good but did not "Quench his hunger."
3. There has been some very foul smells coming from the other side of the couch tonight. My theory is either Trash is having a hard time digesting all those pizza crusts we gave him or Jeff can't hold his Indian food.

Merry Christmas, ALLIE

Student Loans Are Evil

As the title says, I hate them. I could kill myself for taking those loans out when I was 18-19. Ideally, if you could take that money and just let it sit in a money-market account until you graduate, all would be great. But nobody who doesn't make a ton of money can do that. I hate it so much that I keep my student loan account separate from my other accounts in Quicken. I keep them in their own file so that I don't have to see all this "red" every time I look at my finances. Balls!



On a lighter note, I'm making good money off of my Ebay "project".

"You Are Everything" Is Out. "Love Prevails" Is In

I put up a new song as the blog backround song. It is kind of a sweet lullabyesque song. It is 90% finished. I'm still having a couple problems with the muddy bass and a few vocal things. It is called "Love Prevails (A Lullaby)". I recommend listening with headphones. The computer internal speakers just suck.

Lots of Stuff

I go back to work today...buttocks!!



"Love", formerly known as "I Owe You", is done. For the acoustic cd, I'm really going for a soothing kind of sound. I'd liken it to the type of music you'd want to listen to on one of those long car drives in middle of the night when you're full of thought. I hope everyone likes it. This particular song even has cello on it, which sounds great.



It appears that the Aveeno does work, Kel. My face is clearer than it has been in years. Plus, what a great feeling when you put it on after washing your face. You get that cool and fresh sensation that everyone loves.



Mom and Damon want to have everyone make Christmas cards out of their pictures. That way, you can use text to add to the humor.