I'm Here About a Horse

Allie and I will be spending the day together today (Friday). But somehow, it seems that we're doing her errands. Strange. She doesn't realize this yet, but I am going to steal ten dollars out of her purse when she isn't looking for restitution...or reparations (whichever fits better).

The condo people suck.

Thanks for RSVPing.

I'm having moral dilemmas about whether to drain the juices out of "Trash's" balls. My gut just tells me this is just wrong...but my eyes tell me that I don't wanna see him humping anyone else. K bye

Delay

Well it looks like it is going to be a couple more weeks before I can move into my condo. My lender couldn't get all the closing stuff ready in such short notice. We're now looking at a mid-May move-in. I'm now facing that sticky situation of whether or not I should inform my work that I'm not moving this week. I had asked off the entire week so that I wouldn't have to worry about it...but I think my move-in will be taking "much longer than I thought".

Last week, I had the fun of watching my dog, Trash, try and hump my friend, Michael. I swear this guy has dog-attracter aftershave on. Alas, I will have to neuter the poor boy. Part of me feels that it is just wrong....but at the same time, ...enough humping already!!! I'm your father, dammit!

Everyday, the desire to buy a Suzuki motorcyle and drive the backroads on a long road trip...probably near trees and stuff, becomes more powerful. Even now, I am considering putting the computer away and going out and buying one. What keeps us from doing these things??! Maybe it is because, deep down, we know what the reality would be....."Crap....I'm two hundred miles from nowhere, I'm tired, I'm cold, and I wanna watch The Office."

I'm working on some new songs...but they all sound the same. I need to be working with a band so I can experiment with different sounds. Right now, I'm stuck with the acoustic rhythm.

For all those interested, Zach and I will be having a guys day all tomorrow (Tuesday). Movies...lunch...and probably some good jokes could be expected. Feel welcome to come and enjoy the laughter...RSVP requested.

Jeff at 15: "Lee, you're such a loser. Harry Potter is for little kids, you dork!"
Jeff at 21: "I've pretty much read all of the books and am considering possible story twists in Book 7."

....just thought I'd throw that in there. Lee, if you ever read this....I'm sorry man. I never actually made fun of you to your face....but there were probably a couple quiet jokes made while you were reading.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/magic/manillus.html

...this amazes me every time. I've even tried covering up the screen to see if it was somehow a reflection. Blink your eyes in a rapid tempo if you don't see it at first.

Home Owner

Well....on April 30th, 2006, I will be closing on my first home...condo to be exact (Mine is the one on the right). The stress of buying something this huge is that the worry out-ways the enjoyment...big time! This is stressful! I had to read a bunch of "home buying" books just to be able to slightly understand the whole process. Then, add the fact that everyone is trying to take advantage of you because you're a kid and you have a stressed guy. I'd like to have a housewarming party sometime in May in which everyone is invited.



In other news, I've posted two new songs on Myspace. (www.myspace.com/jeffjordanway). I think one of them, "Realize", is the best thing I've ever done.

In other news...unrelated....I purchased "Project X" off Amazon about a week ago. I forgot how good that movie is...damn good. And the soundtrack is worthy of Heather's taste. Great Great Great.

-k bye.

This stuff is Painful!

Just imagine that you are this guy!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/runawaytire.html