Saturday, September 30, 2006
Friday, September 29, 2006
Funny Guy Scams Scam Artist
If you feel like a laugh...
http://gearslutz.com/board/showthread.php?t=85719
Just in case you don't catch the references...."flux capacitor" is from Back to the Future ...."dilithium crystals" is a Star Trek reference....
The whole thing is just hilarious...especially how "Nancy" keeps telling the guy about what she did that weekend instead of getting him her money.
http://gearslutz.com/board/showthread.php?t=85719
Just in case you don't catch the references...."flux capacitor" is from Back to the Future ...."dilithium crystals" is a Star Trek reference....
The whole thing is just hilarious...especially how "Nancy" keeps telling the guy about what she did that weekend instead of getting him her money.
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Message to Kel
Hey Kel...go to images.google.com and do a search for "kel way". Make sure you use the quotations. Brother out.
Mom's Office
It's weird to see mom in this setting. Never seen her like this before. Notice how the Mcdonald's large coke still was right next to her...even in the work place.
Friday, September 22, 2006
Jim and Pam
Can't say that I really enjoyed the premiere episode of The Office. Although watching Dwight ghost kick Oscar was a classic, the rest of the show was somewhat depressing to me. I don't like this new setup of Jim being somewhere else.
Girlfriend Teleports Jeff to the Next Dimension
First and foremost, I want to announce that this is Allie. The same Allie that is dating Jeffrey. I would like to relate a particularly funny event to you all in blogland. I triumphantly embarrassed Jeffrey. It was a lovely autumn afternoon and Jeff decided to take me to the mall...more specificly to EB Games. As we browsed around, Jeffrey admitted to me in a hushed voice that he was only there to buy Season 4 of Star Trek: Next Generation. I detected that he was slightly embarrassed by this and decided to roll with it. As we approached the counter to pay, Jeff didn't put his find proudly on the counter, but waited until the cashier asked if he needed anything. The scene is as follows:
Allie: "Oh, he wants to buy another Star Trek DVD. You see, he has one at home, but he needs a travel copy for the conventions he goes to."
(Jeffrey blushes and mumbles a negation.)
Allie: "Actually, he was looking for Project Runway, but he couldn't find it."
(Jeffrey tries to tell the guy at the counter that I am only kidding.)
Allie: "Oh, Please! You are such a Trekkie! I had to convince him not to wear his Vulcan ears out in public today."
*Meanwhile the cashier is laughing at Jeff and saying that I am just dissing him hard today and for Jeff not to be embarrassed because lots of guys love Next Generation. Jeff then subscribes to a membership where he got a nifty card, a discount, and two totally awesome GAMER MAGAZINES!!!!
Allie: "Uh oh! With those magazines, you will NEVER come out of the bathroom now!"
Jeff, in retailiation, tells me I'm only allowed a small drink at the coffee shop.
As we left, Jeffrey discussed with me that I have been very bad. He was a brighter red than I have EVER seen. Then it happened.
Cashier: "Hey man, have a good day and don't let it get to you! Most trekkies don't even have girlfriends!"
At this point, Jeff put a death grip on my hand and refused to humor me. He later explained that the last time he went to purchase a Next Generation DVD, that same cashier rang it up for him. Also, he tried to go the night before to purchase it, but seeing that the same guy that sold him Season 3 was working again, he decided it was not worth it if he recognized Jeff. This made it even more funny to see Jeffrey's face once he came back the following afternoon. Hoping he would find a fresh face, Jeffrey, to his dismay, saw the same guy.
He also reexplained that he wasn't a trekkie and it is a great show. After this explaination, there was an extended silence. It was worth it.
Thursday, September 21, 2006
Update
I made a slight update to the song list for the album. I'm hoping to get started in early December with Chris Forte engineering and Michael Mallicote producing.
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
"Detached" or "The Quiet Generation"
I will be recording a full ten song cd in the coming months. I'm done with the half-assed crappy recordings I do in my apartment. Expect a finished product sometime around December/January. Track listing as follows:
1. Detached
2. Hard Love
3. Realize
4. Pen and Paper
5. Making Good Time
6. Up Too Long
7. Time
8. Keep the Change
9. Little
10. Sail
I'm still deciding on the title of the cd...It will either be "Detached" or "The Quiet Generation". The album will largely be acoustic with a splash of electric. You may know some of the songs, but they will all sound quite different than you're used to...all except Sail, which stays the same.
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Live Long and Prosper
I've lately become obsessed with learning about what will best allow me to live as long as possible. This has led to my use of multivitamins, flaxseed oil (don't like fish), and garlic pills. I recently found this page that has a lot of tips...most notable are: (1)take one asprin every day (2) when you wash your face, let the water dry naturally...don't pad it dry. (3) lots of leafy vegetables eliminate wrinkles (4) ...not sure about the legitimacy of magnetic water yet. Here is the pasted website....
The tips and suggestions given below are deep research and collection of author for the last 30 years in this field. They are most authentic and tested in most of the cases. The suggestions given here can be adopted in your life without any doubt as they don't have any side effect and based on the laws of nature.
Foods
Take food less than your hunger - It has been established through experiments that the life expectancy of a person goes up two times, if his food intake is reduced by 40%.
The Golden gifts of the nature for you:-
Pomegranate (Anar)- Contains all the important minerals and vitamins required by our body
Honey - Collected from flowers, a superb gift from nature.
Coconut water - The water of green coconut lifted from the earth, and after processing at many stages stores the health nectar with great potentialities of health and vigour.
Amla - provides us with many essential vitamins, best for all types of heart diseases.
Bel - the superb gift from nature, highly useful for stomach ailments and digestive system.
Take vegetarian and fibrous foods (All raw vegetables and fruits fall in this category) - avoid fried and greasy food..
Take your meals preferably two times a day- Avoid meals after sunset
Food in less quantity but of high nutritious value can lead to a longer and healthier life..
Include in your daily diet - Curd, Amla, Sprouted black grams, Apple, Honey, Almonds, Soyabeans, Lemon, Raw Onion, Garlic (preferably roasted -avoid raw)
Daily intake of green leafy vegetables in large quantity eliminates the wrinkles on face. There are instances of people having improved their eyesight by eating these only.
Yellow ripe Pumpkin (Sitafal) contains beta- Carotene, as found in Carrots and gives energy to the heart.
Totally avoid Tea and coffee - They contain toxic substances, which damage the liver in the long run. Tea takes approximately 6 hours to digest and plays havoc with the metabolism of the body. Continuous consumption of tea or coffee is said to result in damage to modular oblongata, which links up all body nerves with the brain, and therefore, controls all body functions.
Avoid Sugar as far as possible, it brings Aging, Cataract and Acidity.
Keep fast atleast for one day in a week taking only fruits.
Keep fast atleast for 24 hour in a fortnight taking only water.
Keep fast atleast for a day every month, without water.
Instead of bed-tea take hot water.
Daily drink water kept in a copper vessel overnight, with magnet kept underneath it.
Drink water with Rudraaksha beads soaked in it overnight.
At least three times a week take dry fruits/ nuts like Almonds, Peanuts, Raisin etc.
Keep changing your cooking oils to supply the body with all types of necessary nutrients.
Don’t take salt in excess. Use as little salt as possible. Just observe that any food provided by nature is never salty in taste, it is always plain, sour or sweet. Excessive salt corrodes our body like sea water, which is never allowed to be drunk even if a person is thirsty.
Add following sprouts to your daily diet:
Black grams sprouts - for heart and diabetes.
Moong (Green lentil) sprouts - a general tonic
Methi (Fenugreek) seed sprouts - For activeness and diabetes.
Soyabeans - Contains 9 types of proteins
Wheat grains sprouts- for vitamin E and long life
Bottle Gourd (Ghia) - It is packed with nutrition, and recommended for high blood pressure and urinary disorders.
Food supplements & general tonics
Vitamin B complex is the most useful and effective diet supplement and should be added to your daily intake of meals. It is mostly found in the uncooked sprouts of different grains.
Bio-chemic combination no -28 , which contains all the 12 essential salts for the body should be taken regularly. It is a general tonic and should be taken after meals to prevent common diseases.
Daily intake of vitamin C (Ascorbic acid) increases life span of body.
Remember all dairy products produce heart diseases - try to avoid them or restrict their quantity.
Remember all types of spices produce cardiovascular diseases.
Exercise & Yoga
Human body is like an automobile it needs the following:-
Lubrication - Proper exercise is the lubrication of body, it increase circulation and flexibility..
Battery charging - Solar plexus is the battery of body and is charged through Pranayam, the yogic breathing.
Cooling Systems - Relaxation provides the cooling of body.
Fuel - Proper diet, food, air, water and sunlight provides the fuel for body
Balanced Driver - Mind is the driver of body. It can be balanced and controlled by meditation and concentration
Do light exercises regularly.
Don’t do strenuous exercises like fast running, body building as they increase the metabolism rate of your body
Brisk walking is the best exercise to keep control on diabetes and heart problems
By living at a cold place (Hill stations), the metabolism rate of the body decreases and the age increases
Deep breathing up to the naval and retaining it for sometime helps in increasing the life span of a person
The normal ratio of our breathing i.e. inhaling, retaining and exhaling should be 1:4:2
Keep your posture erect
Try inhaling the breath from left nostril during day time and from right nostril during the night time
Our internal organs are more important as our outer organs in keeping us healthy. So to keep the liver, stomach and lungs etc in a healthy state. Daily walking in the morning and evening is very essential.
It is possible to even reverse the heart problems by not using oil or ghee at all, by taking only boiled vegetables, doing yogic exercises, and by living a tension free life.
Mind, Temperament and way of living
There is no yoga greater than the control of mind.
Keep your mind busy and active with lot of physical work.
Keep yourself happy and at peace - avoid anger and hot temperament
By meditation, high blood pressures, forgetfulness & aging process can be controlled
Keep enchanting the Maha-mritunjaya Mantra in case of health problems.
Take life as it comes, don’t get disturbed by the ups and downs of life. Eat & drink in moderation, have religious faith, work hard and adopt the habit of early to bed and early to rise.
It was the finding of survey done in Japan, that a large portion of centenarians were engaged in the Agriculture or Forestry as their primary jobs.
Miscellaneous
Take hot water after every meals to control the fatness and improve digestion.
Early in the morning, without cleaning your teeth of mouth drink a glass of water so that all the accumulated sliva in your mouth goes back to your stomach. This method in principal is similar to homoeopathy and is used widely in Japan to prolong the life span and cure many diseases automatically.
Mr Morarji Desai, the former Prime-Minister of India resorted to auto-urine therapy when he had tried all types of therapies and failed to get any cure out of them.
After washing your face with water don’t wipe it off. Let it dry itself on the face. It keeps the face skin young and healthy.
Sleep with your head towards south., it helps to improve the blood circulation of body, due to the body’s alignment with earth’s magnetic field.
Sleep with the leg side of your bed higher than your head side. It increases the blood circulation of your body more towards head side. It keeps you young and rejuvenates your body functions.
Take magnetic water -You can prepare it by keeping a glass of water with two magnets, one on top with north pole facing downward and second under it with south pole facing up, kept overnight and drink in the morning.
Daily intake of Aspirin, even one fourth of a 100mg tablet, avoids chances of heart attacks. Aspirin stops the Aging process by keeping the tissues flexible - it is also good for eyes. (Take only with the advice of doctor.)
Daily apply a drop of mustard oil mixed with some water into your nostrils. It is beneficial for your eyes and keeps the breathing passage clear and smooth.
Daily rub mustard oil on the toe of your feet, it helps in the improvement of eyesight.
Smoking, or intake of tobacco in any form narrows down the arteries and restricts the blood circulation.
The secret of Chinese who lived up to 250 Years - Even in modern times there is an instance of a Chinese whose name was “Lichigian” who reached to a life span of 250 years using the great Indian herb called India Pennywort (Brahmi). He said he is regularly using this Indian herb and he has achieved such a long life by regularly using this herb.
Available for the benefit of our web friends - The secrets of people who lived to more than 100 years at very nominal cost through email or in printed form - It also includes the recipes of soups and juices which one must have daily to prolong his life span. A very useful and a must for every one. – Don’t miss the Golden Opportunity as you have only one life to live.
The tips and suggestions given below are deep research and collection of author for the last 30 years in this field. They are most authentic and tested in most of the cases. The suggestions given here can be adopted in your life without any doubt as they don't have any side effect and based on the laws of nature.
Foods
Take food less than your hunger - It has been established through experiments that the life expectancy of a person goes up two times, if his food intake is reduced by 40%.
The Golden gifts of the nature for you:-
Pomegranate (Anar)- Contains all the important minerals and vitamins required by our body
Honey - Collected from flowers, a superb gift from nature.
Coconut water - The water of green coconut lifted from the earth, and after processing at many stages stores the health nectar with great potentialities of health and vigour.
Amla - provides us with many essential vitamins, best for all types of heart diseases.
Bel - the superb gift from nature, highly useful for stomach ailments and digestive system.
Take vegetarian and fibrous foods (All raw vegetables and fruits fall in this category) - avoid fried and greasy food..
Take your meals preferably two times a day- Avoid meals after sunset
Food in less quantity but of high nutritious value can lead to a longer and healthier life..
Include in your daily diet - Curd, Amla, Sprouted black grams, Apple, Honey, Almonds, Soyabeans, Lemon, Raw Onion, Garlic (preferably roasted -avoid raw)
Daily intake of green leafy vegetables in large quantity eliminates the wrinkles on face. There are instances of people having improved their eyesight by eating these only.
Yellow ripe Pumpkin (Sitafal) contains beta- Carotene, as found in Carrots and gives energy to the heart.
Totally avoid Tea and coffee - They contain toxic substances, which damage the liver in the long run. Tea takes approximately 6 hours to digest and plays havoc with the metabolism of the body. Continuous consumption of tea or coffee is said to result in damage to modular oblongata, which links up all body nerves with the brain, and therefore, controls all body functions.
Avoid Sugar as far as possible, it brings Aging, Cataract and Acidity.
Keep fast atleast for one day in a week taking only fruits.
Keep fast atleast for 24 hour in a fortnight taking only water.
Keep fast atleast for a day every month, without water.
Instead of bed-tea take hot water.
Daily drink water kept in a copper vessel overnight, with magnet kept underneath it.
Drink water with Rudraaksha beads soaked in it overnight.
At least three times a week take dry fruits/ nuts like Almonds, Peanuts, Raisin etc.
Keep changing your cooking oils to supply the body with all types of necessary nutrients.
Don’t take salt in excess. Use as little salt as possible. Just observe that any food provided by nature is never salty in taste, it is always plain, sour or sweet. Excessive salt corrodes our body like sea water, which is never allowed to be drunk even if a person is thirsty.
Add following sprouts to your daily diet:
Black grams sprouts - for heart and diabetes.
Moong (Green lentil) sprouts - a general tonic
Methi (Fenugreek) seed sprouts - For activeness and diabetes.
Soyabeans - Contains 9 types of proteins
Wheat grains sprouts- for vitamin E and long life
Bottle Gourd (Ghia) - It is packed with nutrition, and recommended for high blood pressure and urinary disorders.
Food supplements & general tonics
Vitamin B complex is the most useful and effective diet supplement and should be added to your daily intake of meals. It is mostly found in the uncooked sprouts of different grains.
Bio-chemic combination no -28 , which contains all the 12 essential salts for the body should be taken regularly. It is a general tonic and should be taken after meals to prevent common diseases.
Daily intake of vitamin C (Ascorbic acid) increases life span of body.
Remember all dairy products produce heart diseases - try to avoid them or restrict their quantity.
Remember all types of spices produce cardiovascular diseases.
Exercise & Yoga
Human body is like an automobile it needs the following:-
Lubrication - Proper exercise is the lubrication of body, it increase circulation and flexibility..
Battery charging - Solar plexus is the battery of body and is charged through Pranayam, the yogic breathing.
Cooling Systems - Relaxation provides the cooling of body.
Fuel - Proper diet, food, air, water and sunlight provides the fuel for body
Balanced Driver - Mind is the driver of body. It can be balanced and controlled by meditation and concentration
Do light exercises regularly.
Don’t do strenuous exercises like fast running, body building as they increase the metabolism rate of your body
Brisk walking is the best exercise to keep control on diabetes and heart problems
By living at a cold place (Hill stations), the metabolism rate of the body decreases and the age increases
Deep breathing up to the naval and retaining it for sometime helps in increasing the life span of a person
The normal ratio of our breathing i.e. inhaling, retaining and exhaling should be 1:4:2
Keep your posture erect
Try inhaling the breath from left nostril during day time and from right nostril during the night time
Our internal organs are more important as our outer organs in keeping us healthy. So to keep the liver, stomach and lungs etc in a healthy state. Daily walking in the morning and evening is very essential.
It is possible to even reverse the heart problems by not using oil or ghee at all, by taking only boiled vegetables, doing yogic exercises, and by living a tension free life.
Mind, Temperament and way of living
There is no yoga greater than the control of mind.
Keep your mind busy and active with lot of physical work.
Keep yourself happy and at peace - avoid anger and hot temperament
By meditation, high blood pressures, forgetfulness & aging process can be controlled
Keep enchanting the Maha-mritunjaya Mantra in case of health problems.
Take life as it comes, don’t get disturbed by the ups and downs of life. Eat & drink in moderation, have religious faith, work hard and adopt the habit of early to bed and early to rise.
It was the finding of survey done in Japan, that a large portion of centenarians were engaged in the Agriculture or Forestry as their primary jobs.
Miscellaneous
Take hot water after every meals to control the fatness and improve digestion.
Early in the morning, without cleaning your teeth of mouth drink a glass of water so that all the accumulated sliva in your mouth goes back to your stomach. This method in principal is similar to homoeopathy and is used widely in Japan to prolong the life span and cure many diseases automatically.
Mr Morarji Desai, the former Prime-Minister of India resorted to auto-urine therapy when he had tried all types of therapies and failed to get any cure out of them.
After washing your face with water don’t wipe it off. Let it dry itself on the face. It keeps the face skin young and healthy.
Sleep with your head towards south., it helps to improve the blood circulation of body, due to the body’s alignment with earth’s magnetic field.
Sleep with the leg side of your bed higher than your head side. It increases the blood circulation of your body more towards head side. It keeps you young and rejuvenates your body functions.
Take magnetic water -You can prepare it by keeping a glass of water with two magnets, one on top with north pole facing downward and second under it with south pole facing up, kept overnight and drink in the morning.
Daily intake of Aspirin, even one fourth of a 100mg tablet, avoids chances of heart attacks. Aspirin stops the Aging process by keeping the tissues flexible - it is also good for eyes. (Take only with the advice of doctor.)
Daily apply a drop of mustard oil mixed with some water into your nostrils. It is beneficial for your eyes and keeps the breathing passage clear and smooth.
Daily rub mustard oil on the toe of your feet, it helps in the improvement of eyesight.
Smoking, or intake of tobacco in any form narrows down the arteries and restricts the blood circulation.
The secret of Chinese who lived up to 250 Years - Even in modern times there is an instance of a Chinese whose name was “Lichigian” who reached to a life span of 250 years using the great Indian herb called India Pennywort (Brahmi). He said he is regularly using this Indian herb and he has achieved such a long life by regularly using this herb.
Available for the benefit of our web friends - The secrets of people who lived to more than 100 years at very nominal cost through email or in printed form - It also includes the recipes of soups and juices which one must have daily to prolong his life span. A very useful and a must for every one. – Don’t miss the Golden Opportunity as you have only one life to live.
Monday, September 11, 2006
Don't Ride the Break
I never truly understood what this meant, but lately, I've really been getting the hang of it. Downshifting to second gear really allows my engine to do all the braking for me. I just wonder if I'm doing more harm to the increased RPMs being pushed than I am to the brake pads.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/09/who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire.html
Anyone catch the video of the first million dollar winner on WWTBAM? How classic was that to call his dad! I loved it. What a great moment.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/09/who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire.html
Anyone catch the video of the first million dollar winner on WWTBAM? How classic was that to call his dad! I loved it. What a great moment.
Friday, September 08, 2006
Song of the Week
..Not typically into the alternative stuff, but these guys are much better than their peers.
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Sorry, Kel
According to Jessica Simpson on "The View": "I am not dating John Mayer." I hate to slam you like this, Kel. Next time, don't question your brother and don't take the word of a "source" over your brother's logic. Preeche. P.S. I'll be expecting a fruit plate sent to my apartment as an apology and as a token of friendship.
Preeche
Preeche
R.I.P. Steve Irwin
It's sad, but did we not all, at some point in time, say, "He's gonna die one day." You just can't mess with crocs like that! R.I.P. Steve.
Friday, September 01, 2006
John Ain't Dating Jessica
I thought so too, at first. But he posted this on his blog (www.johnmayer.com/blog) along with the statement: "Really enjoying this song right now." I didn't quite catch the reference initially, but now it is obvious.
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